Lentils

Holy crap, people, the Giant supermarket by me was literally OUT OF REGULAR LENTILS.  

I kid you not.  I had to make lentil soup from red lentils.  More on that later, but dude.  Out of LENTILS?  

LENTILS??!??!!

Out of Goya AND the house brand.  I could not believe mine eyes.  This recession thing is for real.